I love these!
- Admin C
Name puns are the best!!!
the day the unicorn turned into a wolf
Why I Love EXO.
Tao:Goth Boy? Shy Panda Cake? Yeah sure but now he's this narcissistic smirky little bitch that takes selcas after he decks himself in skins from the fuckinG JAGUaRS hE EATS AT NIGHT
Kris:"Oh Kris is totally the rough sex type unfff"--but this doesn't seem to fucking change no matter how many fuckING STUFFED ANIMALS HE USES TO WIPE AWAY HIS MAN-TEARS
Lay:Goddamnit you little shit don't come crying when colonies start forming in those kawaii potholes you call dimples, motherfucker
Xiumin:I want to touch your cheeks. The ones on your face are cool too.
Chen:Find a way to put your laughter and voice into a pill, and bAM there's your neW VIAGRA MOTHERFUCKER
Luhan:I'd totally do Luhan regardless of the fact he might ejaculate sunshine, rainbows, and sparkles.
Kai:There are two kinds of people in our fandom: Those who admit to masturbating to his teasers.... and liars.
D.O:There are many things in life I will never understand, for example: why does this little shit make me want tO GROW A PENIS
Suho:he can do so much more than i thought like cmon just rip of your shirt and sing motherfucker he has hidden talent likE a fuCkING SHAMWOW
Sehun:Do you understand how much I would pay to see this fucker pole dance. but then shit when he runs it's like he's splashing around in his own puddles of gay
Baekhyun:how bout you BAEK me a cake. with your naked body inside of it- what who said that
Chanyeol:What the fuck do you think you are doing to my fucking heart, and my fucking vagina, all at the fuKCING SAME TIME
“Luhan has proved himself manly. No objections.”
exo for wolf: we are the beasts of night
Am I watching a shampoo commercial? Good advertising because I want whatever magical hair products Sunggyu’s stylists use.
EXO’S XOXO TRACKLIST & SCHEDULE
2. Baby Don’t Cry
3. Black Pearl
4. Don’t Go
5. Let Out The Beast
6. 3, 6, 5
7. Heart Attack
8. Peter Pan
10. My Lady
30th May - M! Countdown
31st May - Music Bank
1st June - Music Core
2nd June - Inkigayo
3rd June - XOXO Album release.
Cc: Baekhyun Exo-K | Exo-M Indonesia ( BB Korea )
EXO AS WOLVES~
Baekhyun:disdainful ghetto poodle
“Counting sheep is too mainstream. Just list Kris’s names and that would be more than enough to sleep and have better dreams.”
You have Kris… then there’s Chanyeol and Sehun.
Chanyeol: dude you gotta smile for the camera look cheeeeeeese
Sehun: piss off i’m practising my jpg face
Kris: I cannot believe I have to stand next to these kids.
^ LOL CHANYEOL ‘cheeeese’ and Sehun’s ‘jpg face’ XD
sehun hasn’t been laid yet today that’s for sure
That awkward moment when you’re standing between two bitchfaces.
channies smile isnt even a smile
its a cry for help